Sex and the City TV Show Quotations

Sex and the City TV Show Quotations A perfect play on words, Sex and the City quotes are full of witticisms and unabashed humor.  Here is a refreshing collection of Sex and the City quotes for good coffee-time reading.   Great Quotes From Sex and the City Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up.Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but thats the difference between you and me.Carrie: [to Big] Were so over we need a new word for over.Miranda: Im sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, theres something wrong with him. Its Darwinian. Theyre being weeded out or propagating the species.Detective: You Irish?Miranda: No, why?Detective: Coz you have beautiful red hair.Miranda: Well I guess anybody can be Irish with the right colorist.Carrie: There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think theyre having enough sex.Carrie: I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet.Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?Carrie: It got old.Carrie: When it comes to relationships, maybe we’re all in glass houses, and shouldn’t throw stones. Becaus e you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Samanthas terrified to get an AIDS test...Samantha: What if I have it?Carrie: You dont have it.Samantha: Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.Carrie: Thats not AIDS, thats central air conditioning.Samantha: Im a try-sexual. Ill try anything once.Miranda: Theyre starting to die on us.Charlotte: Oh my god.Samantha: Well at least you werent stood up.Miranda: 35 and theyre dying. We should just give up now.Carrie: Well, on the bright side, this could explain why they dont call back.Samantha: Hmm.Charlotte: How did he... ?Miranda: Heart attack.Samantha: Oh.Miranda: At the gym.Carrie: See, this is why I dont work out.Miranda: My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!Samantha: [Upon seeing a firefighter stripper] Hello, 911. Im on fire!Carrie: Maybe some women arent meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.Mr. Big: Nice dress.Carrie: Meaning?Mr. Big: Nice dress.Carrie: [after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California] If your tired of New York you take a napa, you dont move to Napa! Charlotte: [On seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Mirandas mothers funeral] They were supposed to say Im sorry, I love you not Youre dead, lets disco!.Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.Carrie: Yes, its airborne.Charlotte: I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren store opened in New Haven.Miranda: Okay, it was amazing that I could keep my lunch down just now.Miranda: Wow! A guy who doesnt want to get married! Film at eleven!Charlotte: So, which church does his mother go to?Carrie: Park Avenue Presbyterian.Charlotte: Good church! Its one of the best on the east side!Carrie: What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?Miranda: Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection. Carrie:  Now Ive laid down a gauntlet. He either has to say I love you back or I guess Im going to have to break up with him.Charlotte:  Well, how long are you going to give him?Carrie:  Well, I didnt put an expiration date on the sentiment, but I figure its got the shelf life of a dairy product. Its going to start to curdle in about a week.Duncan:  Im just one of those weird male aberrations who  prefers  to be married. I like stability, I like routine. I like knowing  theres  people waiting for me at home. I guess that makes me sound pretty dull.Miranda:  Are you kidding? Youre the heterosexual holy grail.Carrie:  So what type of movies do you compose for?Patrick:  Really bad ones. You know, the I Screamed When I Knew What You Did Last Summer on Elm Street type.Samantha:  You know, women dressing like men is very popular right now.Carrie:  And here I thought it was Pokemon.Steve:  Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun.Miranda:  Its not like owning a foosball table, Steve.Aidan:  Dont take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.Carrie:  I know, but I cant afford it.Aidan:  Youve got eight thousand bucks worth of shoes over there.Carrie:  I needed those! Miranda:  (looking at a bride magazine)  Ooh! Cute purse!Charlotte:  No purses! Theres no time for purses! This is gown-specific!Miranda:  Whats your theme again? A Nazi wedding?Carrie:  Id like to think that people have more than one soulmate.Samantha:  I agree! Ive had hundreds.Carrie:  Yeah! And you know what, if you miss one, along comes another one. Like cabs.Charlotte:  I promise I wont become one of those mothers who can only talk about diaper genies.Carrie:  Good.Samantha:  What the hell is a diaper genie?Carrie:  I dont know... someone you hire to change a kids diaper?Samantha:  These fast food apple pies are surprisingly delicious!Carrie:  I know! Why would anybody go to the trouble of making one when you can buy one that is so perfect and individually sized?A performance artist is starving herself and refusing to speak while on public display.Aleksandr:  You dont think its significant?Carrie:  Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, its just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call. Samantha:  (on not getting hired because shes a woman)  What does he think Im gonna do? Get my period and ruin his empire?!FBI Agent, to Samantha:  Maam, can you undo your cuffs so we can use ours?Miranda:  He has to get baptized and wear a dress.Carrie:  Babys first drag show!Carrie:  Ooh! I forgot about the washer and dryer! Ive been dreaming about that my whole New York life!Samantha:  Whos the farmer with the dells?Carrie:  Young MacDonald?Samantha:  Oooh! E-I-E-I-O!Guy:  This floors  non smoking!Carrie:  I have an addiction, sir!Carrie:  It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with.Charlotte:  I proposed myself!Carrie:  What?Charlotte:  Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.Carrie:  Wait. What exactly did he say?Charlotte:  Alrighty!Carrie:  Alrighty?  He said  alrighty? Now Im thinking the upsetting thing isnt that you proposed, its that you proposed to a guy that says alrighty.Charlotte:  Oh, Carrie, stop!Carrie:  Alrighty. Charlotte:  ...you shouldnt be talking like that at all, Samantha, its rude and politically incorrect.Carrie:  Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.Miranda:  Shes an equal opportunity offender.Miranda:  You double-booked?Carrie:  How do you conceive pulling this one off?Charlotte:  Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.Samantha:  My god, youre turning into a man!Carrie voiceover:  Apparently Charlotte had done more than just break a pattern. She had actually changed genders.Charlotte:  I just dont know how Im going to eat two dinners in a row.Carrie voiceover:  And just like that, she was a woman again.Big:  I never really thought about it.Carrie:  Oh come on. Everybody wonders what happens after you die.Big:  Im too busy wondering whos dinging my car in the garage.Carrie:  If you keep talking like that Im going to have to charge you by the minute.Anthony on his cell:  Charlottes wedding dr ess stylist Sorry, thought it was my Mother. FIFTEEN phone calls to make sure I get her the cheapest possible sheets from Bed, Bath and Friggin Beyond! Carrie:  And then I realized something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.Charlotte:  Trey, you have a boner... I cant discuss my notes if you have a boner.